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Like the prose of the man himself, our Hemingway Handcrafted Footware Collection boasts strength, effectiveness, and imitated style.  Try the shoe that only a man like Hemingway would have the patience for. 
Good Enough To Last Forever.  “If it’s Hemingway, good.”
Coming this Spring: Faulkner Approved Stainless Steel Hip Flasks, Proust’s Patented Plush Pillows, Melville’s Medicated Hand Cream, and Woolf Brand Evening Trenchcoats. 

epistolized:

Like the prose of the man himself, our Hemingway Handcrafted Footware Collection boasts strength, effectiveness, and imitated style.  Try the shoe that only a man like Hemingway would have the patience for. 

Good Enough To Last Forever.  “If it’s Hemingway, good.”

Coming this Spring: Faulkner Approved Stainless Steel Hip Flasks, Proust’s Patented Plush Pillows, Melville’s Medicated Hand Cream, and Woolf Brand Evening Trenchcoats. 

  1. ecantwell reblogged this from epistolized and added:
    Well, I’m sold.
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